For Your Funny Bone . . .

Kendal resident bringing his mobile phones to Anthony for help

Photo and humor contributed by Joe Bruno

AS WE AGE WE REALIZE . . .

"It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone." - Andy Rooney

"The older I get, the better I used to be." – Lee Trevino

"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde

"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us... at age 40, we don't care what they think of us... at age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers

"I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to." - Albert Einstein

"When I was young, I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties, I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then, and I'm labeled senile." - George Burns

"The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget." – Unknown

"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers

"We must recognize that, as we grow older, we become like old cars – more and more repairs and replacements are necessary." - C.S. Lewis

"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yanez