Thanks to Simone Thornber for sending these. More next week.
Crosby's students looked odd with no masks on
Art and photo by Jane Hart
Pileated Woodpecker in our Neighborhood
Photo by Harry Bloomfeld
A New Work from Sheila Benedis, "A Sound Mysteriously Multiplied"
Art and photo by Sheila Benedis
British Humor, thanks to Sally Kellock for sending it.
BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT
These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!
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FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
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And the WINNER is...
FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.
(Statement of Century)
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CHILDREN ARE QUICK
TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' \
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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PASS IT AROUND AND MAKE SOMEONE LAUGH
Finally, the following applies to 2012:
Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Interesting Observation about Masks
Thanks to Sally Kellock for sending it.
Slides from Arthur Brady's Talk on Sharing Photos from an iPhone March 4, 2022
Click here for a copy of his slides.
Art by Hart: With spring in the air and snow on the way, the Hodge-Ridleys did not know how to dress
Art and photo by Jane Hart
Recent Kendal Trip to the Frick Madison
Jerry and Fran at the Frick
Sue, Roberta, Pat, and Barbara at the Frick
Photos by Arthur Brady
New Art from Sheila Benedis: The Statue of Liberty
Art and photo by Sheila Benedis
More Humor
Thanks to Barbara Bruno for sending these.
Hudson River Mirrors Western Shore
Photo by Harry Bloomfeld
"Voices Mysteriously Multiplied" New Art by Sheila Benedis
Art and photo by Sheila Benedis
The Last Supper in the Time of COVID
Thanks to Simone Thornber for sending this.
Shelley Robinson Playing the Harp before Dinner Here
Photo by Harry Bloomfeld
Art by Hart: Lucerne didn't have his ducks in a row, but he was working on it.
Humor from Barbara Bruno
Thanks for sending these, Barbara
Art by Hart: The Mulligans thought their grandchildren were brilliant
Art and photo by Jane Hart
Don’t we all.
Looking Northwest up the Hudson
Photo by Arthur Brady
Sculpture by Deborah Kass at the Jewish Museum
Photos by Carolyn Klinger