The Next KoH Art Show: Kendal Kaleidoscope

Upcoming Art Show on the Rue des Artistes.

Theme: Kendal Kaleidoscope

April 26, 2022 to October 18, 2022

This is the first announcement from the Art Committee to let residents and staff know the theme and give them time to prepare their submissions for the next art show, which may include assemblages, paintings, drawings, fiber arts, sculpture, photography:  whatever hangs on a wall or fits in a case.

Look for details in future issues of Spotlight.

Curators:

Lynn Brady, Ann Holloway, Judy Baker 

If you read some French, here's one for you

Il y a deux mille ans, un disciple dit à Jésus :
 " Seigneur, pourquoi avoir donné des oreilles aux gens puisqu'ils n'écoutent pas ?? "
Le Seigneur lui répondit :
" Tu verras en 2020, quand j'aurais envoyé une grande pandémie frapper le monde alors.....
Le disciple l'interrompit et dit :

" Alors ils écouteront ?? " 

‘’ Non, lui dit le Seigneur, mais leurs oreilles leur serviront pour retenir leurs masques !!!! "

Thanks to Simone Thornber for sending it in.

Abbott and Costello on Vaccinations

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.’

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’

Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Third base.’

Thanks to Simone Thornber for sending this.

William Shakespeare Went to Get Vaccinated

Nurse: Which arm?
Shakespeare: *As you like it*

Nurse: Was that painful?
Shakespeare:*Much ado about nothing.*

Nurse: You will have to have a second jab.
Shakespeare: *Measure for measure?*

Nurse: So, how was the experience?
Shakespeare: *A midsummer night's dream!*

Nurse: So what do you think of the govt handling of Covid?
Shakespeare: it's a *Comedy of Errors.*

Shakespeare now asks the nurse:

Shakespeare: When will my quarantine end?
Nurse: On the *Twelfth Night.*

Shakespeare: Who will foot my quarantine bill?
Nurse: *The Merchant of Venice.*

Shakespeare: Where will I be put up for my quarantine?
Nurse: In a *Hamlet.*

Shakespeare: Thank you for helping me!
Nurse: *All's Well That Ends Well.*

Thanks to Maria Harris for sending it.