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As We Age, We Realize . . .
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
"I'm so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your retirement home."- Phyllis Diller
"I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet." - Rita Rudner
"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." – George Burns
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
"Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get." – Robert Orben
"Old age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings, and you hope it isn't for you." – Unknown