"It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle." – Unknown
"I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." – Unknown
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - t.s. elliot
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest." - Larry Lorenzon
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"I was thinking about how people seem to read the bible a lot more as they get older, and then it dawned on me—they're cramming for their final exam."- George Carlin
"I'm 59 and people call me middle-aged. How many 118-year-old men do you know?"- Barry Cryer
"I don't do alcohol anymore—I get the same effect just standing up fast." – Anonymous
"Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative." – Maurice Chevalier