Paraprosdokian: "A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation"
Example: "Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
1. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
2. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy.
3. Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
4. A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
5. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
6. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
7. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.
8. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
9. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
10. Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
11. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Contributed by Barbara Bruno