Q: What falls but never gets hurt?
A: Snow
Q: Why is snow different from Sunday?
A: Snow can fall any day of the week.
Q: Why is the ocean like plum pudding?
A: They both contain “currants.”
Q: Which is faster, heat or cold?
A: Heat must be, because you can catch a cold.
Q: When is a ship like a huge pile of snow?
A: When it is adrift.
Q: What does everybody do at the same time?
A: Grow older.
Well, maybe that last one isn’t exactly seasonal.
Contributed by Greg Lozier