Know Your Mate, contributed by Jeff O’Donnell
A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, the old man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life!”
Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. One evening, he died.
After the burial, her neighbors, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”
The wife said, “Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…and I know he won’t ask for directions.”