Art by Hart

After marathon negotiations, labor and management reached a shaky truce

Selena was sensitive about jokes involving French menus, tiny forks and garlic butter

Migratory birds and sea captains feared Lorelei's ominous, "Come here often, Sailor?"

Mr. Greenjeans was hailed as a hero for saving Stevie from the feral hyena

Ogden's fitness coach was adamant about his 5 am breaststroke and butterfly drills

Art and photos by Jane Hart