I’m a Senior Citizen
I’m the life of the party . . . Even if it lasts until 8 p.m.
I’m very good at opening childproof caps . . . with a hammer.
I’m awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.
I’m smiling all the time, because I can’t hear a thing you're saying.
I’m sure everything I can’t find is in a safe secure place . . . somewhere.
I’m wrinkled, saggy, lumpy, and that’s just my left leg.
I’m beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.
Yes, I’m a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of my life!
Contributed by Simone