Intelligence is like underwear. It is important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons, and electrons. They forgot to mention morons.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
A conclusion is the part where you get tired of thinking.
My resolution was to read more. So I put the subtitles on my television.
Maybe if we tell people that the brain is an app then they will start using it.
You have two parts of the brain: the “right” and the “left.” In the left side there is nothing right, and in the right side there is nothing left.
The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs, one step at a time.
Contributed by Bob Abramovitz