While LOL , BTW, and LMK have gained acceptance in the texting lexicon, Margaret Ann Roth has contributed a list that just might have more relevance for Kendalites:
ATD: At the Doctor’s
BTW: Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can’t Get Up
CR: Can’t Remember
DTAF: Don’t Trust A Fart
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWBB: Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
Continued Next Week . . .