My friend said she wouldn’t eat cow’s tongue because it came out of a cow’s mouth. I gave her an egg.
Once upon a time there was a King who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible King, but he made a great ruler.
My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. That’s right . . . Jack and the beans talk.
I want to tell you about a girl who only eats plants. You probably have not heard of herbivore.
I was struggling to understand how lightning works, and then it struck me.
Six cows were smoking joints and playing poker. That’s right. The steaks were pretty high.
I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work.
Contributed by Mimi Abramovitz