Did you know muffins spelled backwards is what you do when you take them out of the oven?
I was walking in the jungle and saw a lizard on his hind legs telling jokes. I turned to a local tribal leader and said, “That lizard is really funny!” He replied, “That’s not a lizard. He's a stand-up chameleon.”
I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork. I thought I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
Singing in the shower is fine until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.
Then there was the time Fruit of the Loom took Hanes to court . . . it was a brief case.
How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.
Contributed by Mimi Abramovitz