Don’t wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Lauren, 9
Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. Joel, 10
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she’s on the phone. Ayesha, 13
Never try to baptize a cat. Eileen, 8
Contributed by Bob Abramovitz