MGAD: My Grandson’s A Doctor
MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL CGU: Rolling On the Floor Laughing, and Can’t Get Up
SUS: Speak Up, Sonny
TOT: Texting on Toilet
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WIWYA: When I Was Your Age
WTP: Where’s The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
Contributed by Bob Abramovitz