Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.
I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.
I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.
I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.
Q: What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar?
A: There, their, they’re.
Q: What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up her own incision?
A: Suture self.
Contributed by Joe Bruno