I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
Buying a new toilet was a big expense for me, so I decided to sit on it for a while.
I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey . . . but, thankfully, I turned myself around.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn’t matter, none of them work.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
It was on the news the other day that a person at my condo got arrested for stealing cement. But they had to let them go because there was no concrete evidence.
I recently took a pole and found out 100% of the occupants were angry with me when their tent collapsed.
Contributed by Jane Hart