I once dated a guy who broke up with me because I only have 9 toes. Yes, he was lack toes intolerant
I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, vegetable, chicken. One day I hope to be a bouillianaire.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that’s humerus.
I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes. Now I have Heinzsight.
Contributed by Mimi Abramovitz