Art by Hart

Bobo wouldn’t have eaten the sweater if they’d served his dinner on time. (Just look at the clock for proof.)

Bugsy’s version of a luxury “SleepNumber” mattress gave Min sciatica and blueberry stains on her nightie

Gotham and the mermaid met in hydrotherapy

Brenner wished he had taken the elevator

Sadly, Barker’s well-coached dog paddle failed to qualify him for the junior swim team

Art and photos by Jane Hart