Modern Measurements

ModernMeasurement.jpg

Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi

2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton

Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon

1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope

365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year

1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton

8 nickels = 2 paradigms

And my favorite, one many seniors can relate with:

1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz

Thanks to Sally Kellock for sending this.