Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
Half a large intestine = 1 semicolon
1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer = 1 Lite year
1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
8 nickels = 2 paradigms
And my favorite, one many seniors can relate with:
1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
Thanks to Sally Kellock for sending this.