"To get back to my youth I would do anything in the world, except exercise, get up early, or be respectable." - Oscar Wilde
"The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for." - Will Rogers
"Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened." - Jennifer Yane
"Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard there is nothing you can do about it." - Golda Meir
“I’m so old that my blood type is discontinued." - Bill Dane
"The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened. - Mark Twain
"Wisdom doesn’t necessarily come with age. Sometimes, age just shows up all by itself." - Tom Wilson
"I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do." - Phyllis Diller
"Nice to be here? At my age it’s nice to be anywhere." George Burns
"Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up." - John Wagner
"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down." - Leo Rosenberg
“Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.” Robert Orben
“I have successfully completed the thirty-year transition from wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed." Unknown
"The years between 50 and 70 are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Elliot
"At age 20, we worry about what others think of us, at age 40, we don’t care what they think of us, at age 60, we discover they haven’t been thinking of us at all." - Ann Landers
"The important thing to remember is that I’m probably going to forget." Unknown
"As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two." - Sir Norman Wisdom
“It’s paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone. - Andy Rooney
"I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap." - Bob Hope
"I don't do alcohol anymore I get the same effect just standing up fast. "Anonymous
By the time you’re 80 years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it. - George Burns
"You know you are getting old when everything hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work." - Hy Gardner
"You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks." - Joel Plaskett
"There’s one advantage to being 102, there’s no peer pressure." - Dennis Wolfberg
"I've never known a person who lives to be 110 who is remarkable for anything else." Josh Billings
"At my age getting lucky means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for." Unknown
"The idea is to die young as late as possible." - Ashley Montagu