My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today. I used to have some immunity built up, but obviously there is a new strain out there.
Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
Do you ever get up in the morning, look in the mirror and think "That can't be accurate?"
I put my scale in the bathroom corner and that's where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.
Hard to believe I once had a phone attached to a wall, and when it rang, I picked it up without knowing who was calling, and I'm still alive.
As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history, one thing I'm sure of – it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
Thanks to Jane Hart via Sally Kellock for this.