An aphorism is a statement of truth or opinion expressed in a concise and witty manner. Such as:
I read that 4,153,237 people were married last year. Not to cause any trouble . . . but shouldn't that be an even number?
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their bodies. Men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?
Stay tune for more perspicacious precepts of personal perspectives . . .
Contributed by Barbara Bruno